Beauty Pageant Winner

Check out this hottie! Why isn't she/he on the cover of every major magazine?

Happy Puppy

He sure looks happy licking the inside of that peanut butter jar. I just hope that when he runs out of stuff to lick someone helps him get his head out.

My God I have a twin

This lady can't stop looking at that cow. She is startled by the resemblance. If I were her I would run and hug my long lost twin and don't let go anymore.

Up an elephant's butt

Must be tough to have this kind of job. On the other hand an elephant must have a pretty big butt so It wouldn't be so hard to get in there.

Classy Bar

This must be some classy place to be. I bet they hardly ever sell beer!

New Video Ideas

So far some of the new videos ideas that came from the scrip contest video are pretty cool.

1-Parody of Clair from Heroes
2-CC giving a serious political speech
3-Morbeck directing CC in a commercial for a fake product

If you guys can leave more ideas here It would be great as well.

Super Steroids

To me this guy looks like a freak of nature. Does anyone find something like this attractive?

Poop stick

This has got to be a fake commercial. I know people invent things to encourage kids to go potty but this is just too much. Imagine the mess they would make in the bathroom trying to make shapes out of their poop. Oh my lord lol!

Thank God my youtube views are starting to pick up again. This chart shows the last 7 days activity. I hope it just keeps going up baby!

Edible or poisonous??

I found a bunch of these mushrooms today in my backyard and took pictures of them. I was wondering if they are edible. Anyone knows? There were so many of them I didn't want to throw them out but my mom was scared they were poisonous. BTW the hairy hand is mine and the other one is my mom's lol just in case you were wondering.

An acquired taste

Everyone was talking about the seafood diet, well its yesterday news. The new diet is the semen diet. This book shows all kinds of recipes you can make with semen. EWWWWWWWW

Spank that girl

I made a video today complaining about how my video views were low but I got such harsh comments that I decided to take it down. I need to stop being negative otherwise I will drive the audience away. So right after that I made a silly parody of Chris Crocker. Why not make things be fun like this picture right?

Bad video views

My youtube account was deleted by accident and just got reinstated. The problem is the views I was getting were at least 20k a day and now its about 1k a day. That makes me really pissed off because my revenue is going to be 20 times less than what it was last month. I hope that in a while it goes back to normal but right now things are looking bleak for me.

Michael Jackson backwords

What the hell is wrong with these people who tan until they look like Michael Jackson in reverse?

Divorce sucks

Parents are going through a divorce. We are all freaking out at our house. Keep your fingers crossed. I want my mother to be strong and go through with what she says she will. In the meantime im trying to stay focused and help my father with the school.